מילים לשיר Superhero – Stephen Lynch

If I could be a superhero
I would be awesome man
I'd fly around the world fighting crime
According to my awesome plan
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
I'd haul them off to jail in my awesome van
Hurting other people and making them cry
`Cause I would be awesome man But we know what to do, kids
Now, Some criminals want you to be a criminal
And they offer you things like drugs, alcohol
We just say `No'
If I could be a superhero I would be DrugTelling the world of the evils of drugs
And all of the lives they destroy
Well I would take all the junk
He's getting so high
With their needles and bongs
And their sticks of tye
Because I would be drugAs I burn them alive I would squeal with joy
If I could be a superhero I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes
I'd be Immigration dude
For eating up all of our food
I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their food
Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit
And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
`Cause I'd be Immigration Dude
Kids, You can make up your very own superhero If you could, Who would it be?
If I a superhero
Would you be justice guy
Making sure people get what they deserve
Especially women who lie
With three kids and no job
Like if a wife left her husband
To run off to Hawaii
With some doctor named bob
You can skin them and drain them of blood so they die
Then you would be justice guy
Especially bob Or you could be more sutle
No, I didn't mean to be vague
Give her the mad cow disease
Let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their terrible lies
Then You would be Justice Guy
Especially Bob
Yes then you would be a super hero like me.