מילים לשיר Signing Emo – MC Lars

Once upon a time, in the city of Los Angeles.
"Marty, Marty listen to me. Bring me something the kids will cry for.
Get out there, and get us stoked!"
Meet Marty, major label A&R scout, forty years old, gut hanginh out. Red Ferrari, Marty livinh in L.A. bumps another line to get through the day.
Dumped by his girl, he paid for her liposuction,
And Marty knows nothing but claims to know it all,
His friends call him "Money", in his introduction.
Lose the flat screen TV if he drops the ball.
If he doesn't bring the bling, his cell phone won't ring.
You?re as good as your last hit, find the next big thing.
What's the trend, what's new? What's a label scout to do? Office life, Marty 11:32.
"We're down 2%, and BMG knows,
The label pres. calls and yells, "Sign more emo!"
How about screamo? "If it sells, sign Nemo,"
My Daughter likes Dashboard, so get me one of those!"
yelling band names to his assistant through the door.
He checks AP.net, the Scout and more,
The kids like this, who cares if it's great?
So he signs a band called Hearts that Hate. "Marty. we've got a hit." CHORUS
Cry tonight. My hands around your hands.
I won't let you die tonight.
Cry tonight. My heart's in your hands.
I won't let you.
Hearts that Hate, Marty goes to their show, up in the club and here we go. Marty sees a girl in a Simple Plan shirt with a Senses Fail boy, that?ll never work.
He finds his label friends in the corner they huddle,
Dissing the same bands they just tried to impress.
An emo cattle auction, they penetrate the bubble.
They talk about Victory and signing TBS,
So the lights go down, the crowd starts to scream,
Hearts that Hate have hit the scene.
Blake on vocals, and lead guitar,
He does a backflip, "Look how different we are!"
They show up at the studio to record it,
A TRL, Billboard Modern Rock hit.
They autoHe says, "I've got perfect pitch, damn I sing well."
ProTools, Logic, cut, copy, paste, quantized solos and quantized bass.
Signed, sealed, deliver and sent, across the U.S. and the single went. Industrial comes back, the pres. needs a NIN.
Momentum builds, but it all caves in.
And Hearts that Hate try to keep their fans loyal.
Marty finds a new band called "Fetal Coil"
They reAs "Machines of Hate," but their career is through.
Blake gives guitar lessons in his living room.
They break up and work pushing mops and brooms,
Blake gives guitar lessons in his living room, "Can you teach me track five Mr. Blake?" Blake gives guitar lessons in his living room.
"Hey, I wrote that song and it goes like this!".