מילים לשיר Never Do Anything – Barenaked Ladies

Wiped out down the stairs
I'm not sure I'm prepared to write it down
I'll bet you there's a song in there
That guy should be me
I'd look much better on t.v.
Then the world would see
That I can do anything I can be that
But soon you'll see that
I will never do anything Let's play tic tac toe
I'll play X, you can be the O.
Thoughts of turning pro
I could make a mint
Have crossed my mind
It involves the "internet"
Fill my pockets with more than lint
I'll give you a hint
I can be that But soon you'll see that
I will never do anything
I can be that
But soon you'll see that I will never do anything
Just mark me down as an angry man
Don't write me off as an also ran
Got a big chip, you want a fat lip?
Life passed me by, but it's not my fault
How 'bout a mouthful of Chiclets?
I'll lick my wounds, could you pass the salt?
I can be that, but soon you'll see that
I will never do anything
If I were the king All my subjects they would dance and sing
And kiss my ass
When I'm old and grey
They could kiss my ring
I'll look back on my life and say
And I'll still never do anything."
"Give me one more day, I will never do anything
I can be that
but soon you'll see that
I can be that
I will never do anything
But soon you'll see that
I can be that
I will never do anything
But soon you'll see that
I will never do anythingI can be that
But soon you'll see that.