מילים לשיר If I Were Gay – Stephen Lynch

Here we are
Dear old friends
You and i drunk again
tears have been shed
laughs have been had
maybe the whisky has gone to my head
i would give you my heart
you'd be my work of art
but if i were gay
and if i were gay
and if i were gay
we would swim in romance
so get your hand out of my pants
but im not gay
its not that i dont care i do
i just dont see myself in you
another time another scene
i'd be right behind you if you know what i mean
i would give soul
coz if i were gay
i would give you my whole. being
and if i were gay
and if i were gay
But I'm Not gay
we would tear down the walls
so wont you stop cupping my Ba. Hand we've never hugged
i've never been intimate with your fist
we've never kissed
you have opened brand new doors
get over here and drop . your . Drawers.