מילים לשיר Wynona's Big Brown Beaver – Primus

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
Along came Lou with the old baboon That beaver eats Taco Bell."
"Smells like seven layers,
And said "Recognize that smell?"
And he travelled with the carnival shows. Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans And he candied up his nose.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
(And a half!) Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And I wish I did have a pair."
And she stuck him up in the air. Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
And the bastard tried to bite me.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.