מילים לשיר The Ballad Of Dorothy Parker – Prince

Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade
She worked the night shift
Dishwater blonde, tall and fine She got a lot of tips
Well, earlier I'd been talkin' stuff in a violent room
Fightin' with lover's past
Dorothy was fast
I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine Dorothy laughed
Well, I ordered She said U're kinda cute, U wanna take a bath?" (Do U wanna, do U wanna?) . Bath? Cuz I'm kinda goin' with someone"
Oh, I said She said Mind if I turn on the radio?"
"Oh, my favorite song," she said And it was Joni singing, "Help me, I think I'm falling"
(Drring) The phone rang and she said
"Whoever's calling can't be as cute as U" Right then and there I knew I was through (Dorothy Parker was cool) Well
My pants were wet, they came off But she didn't see the movie cuz she hadn't read the book first
An affliction brought on by a witch's curse
Instead she pretended she was blind
Dorothy made me laugh (ha ha, ha ha)
I felt much better so I went back 2 the violent room
(Tell us what U did, what U did) Let me tell U what I did
I took another bubble bath with my pants on All the fighting stopped
This is the ballad of Dorothy Parker
Next time I'll do it sooner
(Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker)
Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
Well Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
Well
Oh.