מילים לשיר Pirates That Don't Do Anything – Veggie Tales

And Now it's time for silly songs with Larry.
Joining Larry are Pa Grape, and Mister Lunt, who together, make up the
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
infamous gang of scallywags, "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything". We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything Well just tell you we don't do anything
Well, I've never been to Greenland
And I've never been to Denver
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
And I've never been to Tampa
And I've never been to Moscow And I've never been to Boston in the fall
We're the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything And I've never hoist the mainstay
And I've never swabbed the poop deck
And I've never veer to starboard Cause I never sail at all
And I've never walked the gangplank
And I've never owned a parrot
And I've never been to Boston in the fall We just stay at home and lie around
Cause were the pirates who don't do anything And if you ask us to do anything
Well just tell you we don't do anything
Well i've never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes
Up against the wall And I've never kissed a chipmunk
And I've never gotten head lice
Huh? What are you talking about?
And I've never been to Boston in the fall What does a Rooster or mashed potatos
have to do with being a pirate?
Hey! That's right! We're supposed to sing about piraty things And who's ever kissed a chipmunk?
that's just nonsense!
Why even bring it up?
Am i right? What do you think? Huh? No i don't!
I think you look like Cap'n Crunch. Do too. Do Not. You're making me hungry. That's it, you're walking the plank! Says who? Says the Cap'n!
oh yeah? Aye, Aye. Cap'n Crunch. hehehe ARRRGH! Yikes!
And I've never sniffed a stinkbug And I've never licked a spark plug
And I've never painted daises
On a big red rubber ball And I don't look good in leggings
And I've never bathed in yogurt
You just don't get it.
And We've never been to Boston in the fall! Pass the chips
Whose got the Remote Control
Here it Is,
Time for Heraldo
Oh, I don't like this show
It's Definately time for Wok Nec
Hey look, I found a quarter.