מילים לשיר Oh God I'm Santa Claus – Arrogant Worms

Open my eyes, what a beautiful day,
I'm still a little fuzzyJust the type that makes me want to say hurray. Into my brain, reality seeps.
Look all around me, can't believe what I see
These little, short people are surrounding me.
I've got a white beard, a suit made of red,
My soul becomes filled a keen sense of dread. OH, GOD! I'M SANTA CLAUS!
OH, GOD! I'M SANTA CLAUS!
OH, GOD! I'M SANTA CLAUS!
OH, GOD! I'M SANTA CLAUS! Hop out of bed, kick an elf in the chest,
What an awful way to awake from a rest.
"You shouldn't be nasty at this time of year!"
"Santa, oh, Santa!" the little gnomes cheer, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!" I say in a rage,
The elves, they do roar, "Well, they're full of toys,
"And what am I doing with these big burlap bags?"
For you to deliver to the good girls and boys!" Harness the reindeer and get underway.
Deciding my fate, I load up the sleigh,
It's nippy out here in the cool Arctic sky,
Good thing I remembered that bottle of rye. Hopefully crushing those good girls and boys.
Flying over rooftops, throwing out toys,
Like a bad dream, I pray for release,
Please let this hellish existence be ceased. From this nightmare I finally awake, The rein is on fire, my hands, they do shake,
But wait, they're not hands, they're cute little paws!
I'm the Easter Bunny, I'm not Santa Claus! OH, GOD! I'M THE EASTER BUNNY!
OH, GOD! I'M THE EASTER BUNNY!
OH, GOD! I'M THE EASTER BUNNY!
OH, GOD! I'M THE EASTER BUNNY!.