מילים לשיר I Keed – Triumph

"I thought my CD was done But that's not what they said "Do an insult track, we need it for radio play" Cram in the names, I'll take a long hard pee Trying to mess up the biz like an MP3 American Idols, that's who I look for In the poop section of my local record store Ruben or Clay, oh which should I pick It's like choosing which puddle of vomit to lick And when I want something even more fruity and fake I look up 'N' for N'Sync or 'T' for Timberlake So many skills Justin's making a buck at Does he rap? Does he sing? He doesn't know what to suck at Now as for the bitches, let's give Britney thanks For the face that launched a million preYou were a virgin, that had to be hard You've had more bones in your mouth than a St. Bernard I keed, I keed! (He just make a little joke) I joke with you! (LIttle dog, little joke) I keed, I keed! (He just make a little joke) Yeah, you're a great actress too (Little dog, little joke) Now let's go to WalThat company's nuts are in a jar in aisle 3 But you can see Christina in all her sluthood It's like watching porn but the music's not thisgood I want to stuff my TV's crotch with a dollar Still I'd hump you if I could wear my flea collar You're looser than my poop after eating Honeydew Only 50 Cent's been plugged more than you And yet you're too old for Fred Durst to desire He's checking out the cast of "Lizzie McGuire" Soon Fred will try to get Mandy Moore To open for him, and I don't mean on tour You're not the first, Durst, poor R Kelly His videos premiere at the LAPD I believe they set up an innocent guy You know what else? I believe I can fly I keed, I keed! (He just make a little joke) I joke with you! (LIttle dog, little joke) I keed, I keed! (He just make a little joke) I believe Michael too, yes. (Little dog, little joke) Now look how friggin cool those guys from the Strokes are Their riffs are three times as old as my jokes are Hey White Stripes guy, is that your wife or your sister Shouldn't you be playing country music, mister? Hey Coldplay, maybe you should be Coldsore Back when you were U2 I liked you so much more Somehow your song "Yellow" reminds me of pee I think 'cause when it's over, it's a big relief to me Now Pink, is that your hair or a tattoo? I didn't know Supercuts had a driveYo Nelly, what kind of name is that? That's about as gangsta as an easter bonnet hat And Snoop says he's clean now? You make the call The guy's higher than Billy Joel's Cholesterol Snoop, there's only room for one dog, putz And I can rap, can you lick your own nuts? Poop Diddy, are you in show business still? I didn't know wearing a suit was a skill J Lo, J Lo, the giant tailFor a doggy's nose, thst's the Holy Grail
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still you see I sniffed Elton John's tush just for all the history I sniffed JShe let loose a bomb that was bigger than "Gigli" I keed, I keed! (He just make a little joke) I joke with you (Little dog, little joke) I keed, I keed! (Nothing wrong with your butt) I even like.I don't like Affleck (Nothing wrong with your butt) Avril Lavigne punk queen, now there's a kidder Go back north, Celine needs a babysitter Philip Glass, atonal ass, you're not immune Write a song with a fucking tune And on the list of pussies, don't leave off MTV I scared them and Eminem so they gave the hook to me Slim Shady, why do you find me so scary? We're just two regular dudes who banged Mariah Cary Wipe off that frown, just do without it Hey my mom was a bitch too, but I don't go writing songs about it I keed, I keed! (He just make a little joke) I joke with you! (Little dog, little joke) I keed, I keed! (He just make a little joke) You know I never meant to hurt you (Never meant to make you cry) I keed, I keed! (He just make a little joke) It's a joke you see! (Laffy, laffy, laffy, ha, ha) Let's stop hating each other (He just make a little joke) Leave the pooping to me (Rock it to me, sock it to me) Rock it to me, sock it to me Rock it to me, sock it to me Rock it to me, sock it I'm a rapping dog And I'm here to say Rappa rappa rappa A tappa huppa huppa I keed.".