מילים לשיר Gaston – Various Artists

Gaston: Richard White Lefou: Jesse Corti GASTON: Who does she think she is?! That girl has tangled with the wrong man! No one says "no" to Gaston! GASTON: Dismissed! Rejected! Publically humiliated! LEFOU: Darn right! Why, it's more than I can bear. LEFOU: More beer? GASTON: What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced. LEFOU: Who you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together!LEFOUGosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston,Looking so down in the dumps.Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston,even when taking your lumps.There's no man in town as admired as you,You're everyone's favorite guy.Everyone's awed and inspired by you,and it's not very hard to see why!no one's quick as Gaston,No one's slick as Gaston,no one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's.For there's no man in town half as manly,Perfect, a pure paragon!and they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on.You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley,LEFOU and BEERDRINKERSNo one's been like Gaston,a kingpin like Gaston,No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston.GASTONAs a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!LEFOU and BEERDRINKERSMy, what a guy, that Gaston!Give five "hurrahs!"Give twelve "hip hips!"Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips.No one fights like Gaston,Douses lights like Gaston,In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston.BEERDRINKER 1THREE BLONDESFor there's no one as burly and brawny.GASTONAs you see I've got biceps to spare.LEFOUNot a bit of him scraggly or scrawny,GASTONThat's right!BEERDRINKERSAnd every last inch of me's covered with hair.No one hits like Gaston,OTHER BEERDRINKERSMatches wits like Gaston,LEFOUIn a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston.GASTONI'm especially good at expectorating!Ptoooie!ALLTen points for Gaston!GASTONWhen I was a lad I ate four dozen eggsevery morning to help me get large.And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggsso I'm roughly the size of a barge!ALLMakes those beauts like Gaston.No one shoots like Gaston,LEFOUThen goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston.GASTONI use antlers in all of my decorating!GROUP of BEERDRINKERS Say it again!ANOTHER GROUP of BEERDRINKERSWho's a man among menFIRST GROUPAnd let's say it once more.Who's that hero next door?SECOND GROUPWho's a super success?ALLDon't you know?Ask his fans and his five hangersCan't you guess?There's just one guy in town,Who's got all of it down!LEFOU And his name's GGGOh!ALLGaston.