מילים לשיר Fatty Mcgee – Adam Sandler

Talking quietly)
M1: "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man."
M2: "We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one
tommorrow. This sucks!"
M1: "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade."
M2: "Well we better study our butts off."
M1: "Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library."
M2: "Ok, enough talking, let's study!"
M1: "All right."
(Turning pages) (Heavy steps)
M2: "Uh oh"
M1: "Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming. We'll never get any studying done
with him in the library."
(Heavy steps continue)
M2: "Oh god, he's taking the stairs! That means he's going to be way out
of breath!" (Fatty whining, try to catch breath)
M1: "Oh no, he's going to sit with us."
Fatty: (Annoying whining voice) "Hey fellas, studying for the big test?"
M1: "Uh, yes Fatty, we were."
Fatty: (Still trying to catch breath) "Great! I'll join ya."
(Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly)
M2: "Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your
breath?"
Fatty: "No, no, I'm catching it!"
(Fatty continuing to whine and snort)
M1: "Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying
to concentrate."
Fatty: (Continuing to wheeze and whine louder) "Sure, no problem."
M1: "Oh man."
Fatty: (Still snorting and whining loudly) "This test counts for eighty
percent of our grade, you know."
(Whining continues even louder)
M1: "Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that."
(Wheezing continues a little softer)
M2: "Fatty! Please keep it down!" (Fatty makes snoring whining sounds) M2: "Is he sleeping!?"
M1: "No, it's his deviated sceptum. Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing
down." (Snoring stops,
more weird noise starts)
M2: "Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?"
Fatty: (Pausing, snorting) "I'm trying."
(Whining continues)
M1: "Fatty, you know what's going to happen! Stop breathing so heavy!
Please we gotta
study!"
(Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous)
M2: "Oh no, that one's going to do it!" (Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling)
M2: "Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!"
Fatty: (Continuing his LOUD annoying whine) "I'm sorry!"
Fireman Ray: "Fire! Man the building!"
M1: "Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm."
Fireman Ray: "Fatty McGee, is that you again!?"
Fatty: (Stillin whining annoyingly) "Yes." (Snort) "Sorry." (Snort)
Fireman Ray: "Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?"
Fatty: (Whiney voice) "But I like the stairs!"
Fireman Ray: (annoyed) "Why!?"
Fatty: (Still whining horribly) "They're fun!"
Fireman Ray: "Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!"
(Everyone laughing at stupid joke)
(Raspberry.