מילים לשיר Dear Penis – Rodney Carrington

Dear Penis,
I don't think I like anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
I don't like you anymore.
It used to be u and me, Now it seems things have changed,
That's all we needed to get by.
Dear Penis,
I think that your the one to blame. I don't like u anymore.
Now he sings, Dear Rodney,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
I don't think I like u anymore,
You put me places I've never been before.
I dont like u anymore. Dear Rodney,
Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever,
Dear Penis,
Oh and Rodney,
I think I like you after all. While yer shavin',
Shave my balls.