מילים לשיר Assistant Principal's Big Day – Adam Sandler

Speaking through a microphone)
"Good morning students and faculty, If I could have your attention
please. As you may, or may not know, Principal Cambell will not be here
for the rest of the week due to a throat infection. Leaving me,
assistant principal Dunbar, as the school's lone administrator for the
next few days." "Though the policies set forth by Principal Cambell will remain the
same, there will be some additional regulations you must also follow." "Number one allowed during lunch periods." "Number two locker room into my inner office where I can watch the girls wash their
breasts and buttocks while I play with myself." "Number three snicker or laugh at the size of my genitalia. Eye contact with me is
also prohibited." "Number four towards orgasm." "Number five undress each other spread eagle in front of me and satify each other
orally until I have completed ejaculating." "Finally, rule number six defacing school property will be automatically suspended, unless they
are masturbating." "If you have any questions about these new regulations, I will be in my
office spanking it with a thumb up my ass." "Good day.