In sports, the International Basketball League was busy last night)
(With 7 games on the schedule)
{phone rings}
(The Cavaliers came up with a surprise upset)
(Beating the Bullets 108 to 99) Talk
XU gotta watch this show that's on
Michael, what's happenin'?
(The Lakers had no trouble with the Rockets winning 124 to 88)
Watch what?
I don't know what it is, it's crazy
(The Nuggets just got by the Nets 114 to 112)
What channel is it on?
XAlright, later
(The Super Sonics devastated the Jazz 136.)
Later So I'm walkin' down the street and umm.
This muthafucka comes up 2 me and says
(Can U give?)
(Yo man, U oughta let me have 50 dollars man)
(Oh)
I said "Ain't that a bitch? U oughta get out of my face"
(Muthafucker, mm)
And he tried 2 rob me
And he was chokin' me, right?
Cuz, cuz he didn't have no gun
Do U hear that shit?
Lucky 4 me, my homies was comin' 'round the 7And they seen what was goin' down
They grabbed this muthafucker, right?
("What's up man?")
Ripped an eyeball out
(Ahhh! "Fuck him up")
They beat his ass so bad, change fell out his pocket
(U bastards, mm)
So I said "Fuck it"
These nigga's are crazies
I robbed him, ha ha
With so much money on me, I figured I oughta hit Jannell's house
I knocked on her door, right?
(Mmm, oh)
I don't know what she was doin'
(Oh, ooh)
But I couldn't get no answer?
She was doin' some wrong shit
"Jannell" I shouted, still no answer
(Mmm, oh, oh)
I figured she was on the telephone or somethin'
(Oh)
So I walked around 2 the bathroom window
Pushed it up, climbed inside
Soon as I got inside, it hit me {gasp}
Damn!
I don't know what it was but it hit me hard
"Uh"
Jannell's a Rican, U know?
And them beans and rice is a habit at Jannell's house, U know?
And then I ran
I grab my mouth, my nose and I just screamed
But Jannell's house is real messy and I hit somethin' and I fell
That somethin' was Jannell
And it made her real mad so we went 2 rounds
(Get off!)
I stepped on her bruised booty she got from stage diving
Jannell can bob
She kicked my ass
"Oh God"
Damn!
So I left and I went 2 Glam Slam
And slammed a few Long Island's
UhPhew! That was close
Excuse me brother, better hit this alley
Oh shit
(Yo muthafucker, ain't U the one stole my money?)
I gotta run y'all
(Yeah, that's U)
(That's U nigga, come here)
(Kick your muthafuckin' ass)
Ahh, ahh
Now what is this crazy muthafuckin' shit? Ahh, ahh
Did U hear it man?
Man, did U see it?
Yeah man
It was so crazy, that shit man
Ha, yeah I know, I couldn't believe it
I'm kinda wiped out man
Ah man, but I tell U what man
So I'm goin' 2 get some rest man
Yeah, I hear ya
I'll see U tomorrow man
Later
Ah, nigga
Been smokin' that headache weed, is ya?
Ha ha ha.
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