מילים לשיר The Adventures Of The Cow – Adam Sandler

And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning
of a little league game getting hit by a pitch" (Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow)
(Cow:) Moo "And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time,
and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground" (Plane sounds)
(M1:) Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down,
quit being a pansy and do it
(Cow:) Moo
(Ripcord sounds)
(Cow:) Moo,mrr
(Parachute opens)
(Cow:) Moow
(Thud) "And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru
and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries" (Cow opening paper bag)
(Cow:) Moo,moo
(Car screeches, and turns back around)
(Cow:) Mrr "And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break
and then realises he can't swim" (Cow walking towards pool, big splash)
(Cow:) Moo
(Crowd cheering)
(Cow:) Mrr,mrr
(Underwater moo) "And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club,
when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on" (F1:) Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you
(Cow:) Moo
(F1:) Uh uh uh, you can't touch that
(Cow:) Moo
(Bouncer:) Keep your hands off the girl
(Cow:) Moo
(Bouncer:) Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave
(Cow:) Moo
(M2:) Hey watch it cow "And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
when the farmer makes an obvious bad call" (Tennis ball being hit)
(Farmer:) That was out
(Cow:) Moo
(Farmer:) Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out
(Cow:) Moo
(Farmer:) By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out
(Cow:) Moo
(Farmer:) Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out
(Cow:) Mrr
(Farmer:) You cannot see from that angle
(Cow:) Moo "And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is
from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke" (Phone rings, cow picks it up)
(Farmer:) Hello may I speak to the cow
(Cow:) Moo
(Farmer:) Hi, I'm a famous actor
(Cow:) Moo
(Farmer:) Oh, thank you very much,
I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me
(Cow:) Moo
(Farmer:) Why don't I make reservations?
(Cow:) Moo
(Farmer:) And why don't I tell you my real name?
farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
(Cow:) Mrr
(Farmer:) Take that fatty
(Cow:) Mrr
(Slams down phone) "And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle" (Car sounds)
(Farmer:) Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.
(Car hits farmer)
(Farmer:) Oooh
(Cow:) Mooooooooooooo.