מילים לשיר Stupid Marriage – Specials

Court in session.
What do you mean
'Oy oy oy'? Must have court in session.
Order. My name is Judge Roughneck,
And I will not tolerate any disobedience in my courtroom.
Rude boy, you have been brought in
Front of me and charged
With smashing this woman's window.
What have you got to say in your defense?
Before I sentence you,
Her way of life may be nothing to hide I was walking down the street one night
When I saw her silhouette in her bathroom light
With her frosted glass shattered, curtains open wide Naked woman, naked man,
Where did you get that nice sun tan?
You live in a castle built of sand
Naked woman, naked man.
You go naked to your bed And I can't stop the hatred
Naked from your bath,
Running through my head
Silence in court. Order. Rude boy, you have led me to believe
That you was going out with a girl,
So you got drunk,
And she left you and married someone else.
And smashed up your exI have come to one conclusion,
That is to sentence you to five months in prison.
Before they take you down to the cells, What have you got to say for yourself?
He wanted to be something but she knows he never will
She's got him where she wanted
And he thinks that
And forgot to take her pill
She'll be happy when she's hanging out the nappies
If that's a happy marriage
I'd prefer to be unhappy! Married woman, married man.
Where did you get that family plan?
Mrs. Ewe and Mr. Ram
Where did you get that lovely lamb? where did you get that nice sun tan?
Naked woman, naked man,
where did you get that nice sun tan?
(Order in my courtroom)
Naked woman, naked man,
(Hush up)
Naked woman, naked man,
where did you get that nice sun tan?
(Take him away).