מילים לשיר 1985 Food Medley-07-the Rye And The Kaiser – Weird Al Yankovic

Fat and week what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. ain't goin' to fly now. He's just taking up space. Sold his goves, threw his eggs down the drain. But he's no bum he works down the street. he baught the neighbourhood deli Back on his feet now he's chopping up meat. From inside maybe you'll hear his say. try the rye or the kaiser they're our special tonight if you want you can have an appetiser You might like a salami and the liver's alright And they'd realy go well with the rye or the kaiser Never eats while on the job he heard it's good to stay hungry but he makes a pretty mean shish kabab have a taste they were made fresh today try the rye or the kaiser or the weed or the wight maybe i can suggest an appetiser stay away from the tuna it smells funny tonight but you just can't go wrong with the rye or the kaiser So today his deli comes first Steady dreams of his past days of glory goes in the back and beats upon the liver works all the while you can still hear him say It's the rye or the kaiser it's the thrill of one bite let me please be you catering advisor If you want substatution I won't put up a fight You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser the rye or the kaiser the rye or the kaiser.