מילים לשיר Scary Ned – Arrogant Worms

Let me tell you a story about Scary Ned
He had hands on his arms
And eyes on his head
Scariest guy to ever wet a bed But they weren't his
He'd go down to the market
He said that they bothered him
And try to scare the fish They weren't his favourite dish
Then he'd go down to the highway
And pretend that he was dead
That was just the way he was Oooooohhh, oooooohh, Scary Ned.
Creepy, Scary Ned
Ned loved Hallowe'en
Cuz he didn't need a mask He'd sit right down in front of them
He'd steal the children's candy
And he didn't even ask
And then start to eat And tell them they were better off
That stuff can rot your teeth Ooooooohhh, oooooooohh, Scary Ned.
From his place late into the night
A strange glow would come
He'd watch TV 'til the dawn
And you know that that ain't right
And if he started to get tired he'd Good old Scary Ned
Put sauerkraut on his head
That's just the kind of guy he was
oooooohhh, ooooooohh, Scary Ned.
He had a face his mother Didn't even love
When people saw him on the street
They often said, "uuughh"
And sometimes late at night He'd walk alone He'd be reciting stuff
Bad sounding stuff
Icky awful stuff
But when you got to know him
He weren't so bad.
Oooooohhh, oooooohh Scary Ned.