מילים לשיר Hermaphrodite – Stephen Lynch

She's part girl,
she's part boy. She's got parts everyone can enjoy.
She's got more,
she's got less. She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.
Is she a mister,
She's my little girl,
or is she a miss?
yea, she's my little guy.
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss? When I try to please I get poked in the eye.
She wears lace and she wears flannel.
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel. What's that bulge under her nightie?
Somethings are white,
somethings are black.
It must be hermaphrodite.
Some girls wear make She is still beautiful,
mine shaves her back.
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine. she is still fine.
She can't help her imperfections,
she gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
Who stole all my tightie whities? It must be hermaphrodite.
Yea, hermaphrodite.