מילים לשיר Hotel Penitentiary – Mucky Pup

Hi, it's just me, I'm writing you from jail you see,
this is what's the best for me,
I've corrupted our society unjustly,
this is what's the best for me,
left to a higher authority,
they see fit to lock me up and throw away the key,
but please, for me,
don't take away my new color TV,
you owe it to me!
that would upset me dearly,
the authority as unjustifying as a low life man like me,
and I feel it makes you,
after all, without TV what fun would jail be?
not too fun you see,
adultery, and other types of felonies,
it's guys like me that commit robbery,
only to be sent to a penitentiary
and waste all of your tax payer's money,
this what's the best for me - Hotel Pnitentiary.